There's a running Esprit (Eclat) for sale in my state!

"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo) 07/31/2015 at 13:05 • Filed to: None

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3400 OBO. It will probably be a nightmare to keep on the road. I say worth it.

Alfalfa > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:06

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Link appears to be Kinja’d, here it is again.

http://www.ksl.com/auto/listing/2…

LongbowMkII > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:07

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That’s no esprit. looks like an éclat. Off to google

Edit: properly described in the ad, it's an éclat. Still worth it imo.

jkm7680 > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:07

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Do you mean “Running” as in away from it because it isn’t broken and you broke down in a bad neighborhood?

Alfalfa > LongbowMkII 07/31/2015 at 13:09

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Ad actually says eclat, now that I look at it. I just assumed it was some hatch configuration I had never heard of.

For Sweden > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:10

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The only state where these run is Denial.

Alfalfa > jkm7680 07/31/2015 at 13:11

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Well it’s Utah, and what constitutes a “bad neighborhood” generally isn’t that scary.

Alfalfa > For Sweden 07/31/2015 at 13:13

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We’re talking about a state where most of the population thinks Reagan was Jesus and that Obama is a terrorist sleeper cell. This car could run for ages.

For Sweden > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:14

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I guarantee you no Mormon thinks Reagan was Jesus.

jkm7680 > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:18

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No, you don’t understand how this works.

This is how it works.

Car- “Hey Alfalfa Romeo, let’s go get some more bulbs for my taillights.”

Alfalfa Romeo- “Ok car, let’s get some more bulbs.”

Car- “Vroom vrom vroooooommmmmmm.” *On way to car parts store*

Alfalfa Romeo- “Oh no car, it’s getting dark, ask Lucas how much longer he’ll work for.”

Car- “Will do.”

Alfalfa Romeo- “Oh goodness gracious, it’s dark now and none of the lights on this car work.”

Car- ...

Alfalfa Romeo- “There’s no streetlights either, Lucas must have engineered those also.”

Car- “Don’t worry, I think I remember the way to the auto parts store since we go there just about every day.”

Alfalfa Romeo- “Oh good, I’m going to take a nap now that you got this.”

Car- “Sure.”

****ONE DAY PASSES****

Alfalfa Romeo- “Yawn, where the fucking shit are we?”

Car- “No fucking clue.”

Alfalfa Romeo- “Let’s ask this nice gentleman where we are!”

*Nice gentleman is holding a 40 and has a Tec 9 in his waistband*

*Nice gentleman shoots at car and Alfalfa Romeo

Car- “I’m going to have an oil leak now.”

Alfalfa Romeo- SHITDAMNIT.

LongbowMkII > jkm7680 07/31/2015 at 13:21

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Irony is a VW fan mocking bad electrical systems.

Alfalfa > For Sweden 07/31/2015 at 13:21

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I guarantee you most Mormons hold him in eerily similar regard.

RazoE > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:22

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Atleast you can get the transmission off a MKIII Supra/SC300/IS300

For Sweden > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:23

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They think Ronald Reagan is Jewish?

Alfalfa > jkm7680 07/31/2015 at 13:23

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I like how I seem to be more upset at the oil leak.

jkm7680 > LongbowMkII 07/31/2015 at 13:24

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Audi is my thing, VW is my side hoe.

jkm7680 > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:25

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Well you’re getting shot at and the car is broken.

Alfalfa > For Sweden 07/31/2015 at 13:25

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They would if Rush Limbaugh told them so.

For Sweden > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:26

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I find that rather hard to believe

LongbowMkII > jkm7680 07/31/2015 at 13:27

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Well, Audi’s are famous for their robust electronics. My mistake.

Alfalfa > For Sweden 07/31/2015 at 13:28

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I would too, if I didn’t know a shit ton of Mormon ultra-conservative-teaparty-MattWalshBlog readers.

For Sweden > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:29

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What makes you think they would believe Rush Limbaugh if Rush said Ronald Reagan was Jewish?

jkm7680 > LongbowMkII 07/31/2015 at 13:30

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Both myself, multiple family members and family friends of mine have had exactly zero electrical issues with any Audis.

But then one Jaguar XJS owned by a family member and it was a complete piece.

LongbowMkII > RazoE 07/31/2015 at 13:32

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Those came with the later Excel. Similar motors, so a W58 could work I’m sure.

Alfalfa > For Sweden 07/31/2015 at 13:33

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Is that a serious question? They believe everything Rush tells them. No matter how nuts it sounds.

For Sweden > Alfalfa 07/31/2015 at 13:33

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Really? Everything? EVERYTHING?

LongbowMkII > jkm7680 07/31/2015 at 13:34

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meanwhile 30% of vw/Audis have burned out lights....

jkm7680 > LongbowMkII 07/31/2015 at 13:35

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Since bulbs are so expensive to replace.

LongbowMkII > jkm7680 07/31/2015 at 13:37

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Just a symptom of bad wiring.